Found Wisdom Written in Hot Pink Ink

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = Skinny
Skinny = Ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No kids
No kids = Lonely
Lonely = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN OR YOU WILL DIE!

and you thought I only picked up garbage from my classroom floor...